Joining-HP

Title: Joining
Genre: Humor
Summary: Lucius and Severus join Voldemort (Sir Baldy-no nose)
Warning: Extreme OOC-ness, stupidity and the real reason how Snape and Malfoy Sr. were able to join the death eaters. (Not to mention that Snape almost blows up the fourth wall, almost)


The excited blond boy dragged his very dark and anti-social buddy to a nearby alley. Once he had made sure no one was watching he began to knock with his wand on the wall of a building in the tune of ‘Barbie Girl’. The dark haired one sighed as the wall split in two, revealing a tunnel leading somewhere underground.
“Hurry up Severus, the dark lord ain’t getting’ any younger!” The blond nagged following the unusually white tunnel.
The dark haired boy, Severus as the blond had called him, followed reluctantly after a few minutes of staring. “Wait up Lucius!” He called after his companion.
After a few wrong turns and escapes from certain death by flying keys, the boys arrived at their destination, a man, bald as a bowling ball and no nose (not to mention those creepy eyes), sitting by a desk.
“And you are?” He asked not looking up from his colored sketch of Albus Dumbledore being skewered by a toothpick.
“We want to be death eaters.” Lucius blurted out and Severus shot him an angry glare.
“Okay then,” He did seem a bit surprised, “Talents?”
“I’m loaded.” Lucius smirked.
“Welcome aboard!” The man chirped at Lucius and then turned to look at Severus. “You?”
“I’m an anti-hero, you need me.” Severus said with a bored tone. “Not to mention that I’m extremely angsty and confused about whether I’m evil or not. It also helps that I’m extremely snarky.”
“Oh great, an anti-hero! Just what I needed!” Voldemort yelled in frustration.
“Pleased to meet you.”
“Oh buzz off you bad excuse of a villain!”
“I think I see my reflection on that shiny head of yours.” Severus said casually.
“I hate you.” Voldemort growled.
“I love you too.”